Belinda Blinks

Porno Monday is back! Well, kind of. Today we got a new episode of My Dad Wrote a Porno. It was a long time coming. It was just a recap of Book 2, which has just reinforced how much I need Book 3 in my life.

Its coming soon.

May 29th, 2017.

I've missed the adventures of Belinda, and her mission to sell Steeles Pots and Pans. This gal is willing to go the extra mile to secure the sale and build the business.

And by extra mile, I mean, she'll schtup anyone, anywhere.

Belinda Blinked is written by the amazing author Rocky Flinstone. And boy does Rocky have a way with words. He's described a woman's breasts as hanging like pomegranates.

Merry Christmas Belinkers - from our lord and saviour, Rocky himself

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He's described a woman's nipples as big as the rivets from the Titanic.

And we've learned he clearly doesn't know the inside of a woman, based on how many times her cervix has been involved.

There really is so much to love about this podcast. I can't wait for Porno Mondays to be back in full swing.

Byeeeeeeeeeee!